kimdash: I WISH A BITCH WOULD WIPE THEIR SHITTY ASS ON MY CLEAN CARPET

kimdash:

I WISH A BITCH WOULD WIPE THEIR SHITTY ASS ON MY CLEAN CARPET

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That moment when you inhale to speak and you start choking on your own spit.

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